Late Night rendezvous
Conan O’ Brien: “Oh I like that (flower), did you wear that just for me?”
The Face: “Yeah, I did!”
Conan: “No you didn’t, you liar!” *laughs* “Are you two together?”
The Face: “Yeah”
Me: *shakes head* as if to say “Oh dear G-d no, no, no.”
Conan: *laughs* “You really oughta stand up for her! You know what, you’re coming with me, I think you and I should be together. *insert Conan’s sexy tiger growl here* I am going to fight you for her!”
Me: “No I don’t want to fight you, I love you.”
Conan: “Ooooookkkk, then let’s just hug!”
*stand up and give Conan a very sincere hug, a very tender embrace, in which I rest my head on his chest*
Conan: *laughs* “Why did you tuck your head in?” *laughs*
Me: “I dunno, you’re soft….and you smell good!”
Conan: *laughs* “I smell good? What do I smell like?” *laughs*
Me: “………uhhhh…like….skin…”
Conan: *cracks up, crosses eyes* “Whoaa, what sort of things are you hiding in your crawlspace?!?!?”
Me: “You don’t even want to know”
Conan: *laughs* “Ha, alright! What’s your name?”
Me: ”Paul…”
Conan: ”You know what? I think Max needs to experience a hug from Paul…what do you guys think? You haven’t lived until you’ve hugged Paul!!!”
****(audience errupts in applause and cheer….Max steps down from his drum riser and motions for me to come over…I stand up, walk down onto the set and over to Max and give him a great big hug)****
Me: “I love you Max, you’re awesome!!!”
Max Weinberg: “Aw thanks…hey, here you go, you take these!” *hands me the drumsticks he was using*
Me: “NO WAY! Oh awesome, I’m a drummer too!!!!”
Max: “Oh cool! Conan, Paul’s a drummer too!”
Conan: *laughs* “Oprah gives away cars, we give away drumsticks…” *laughs*
…And with that, Conan said his fairwell…and the show began a few minutes later. Salma Hayek was so cute! I fucking told Conan O’Brien that he smelled like skin!
3 years ago • Notes