June 2009
1 post
May 2009
5 posts
WatchInteresting talk
April 2009
7 posts
While this is still funny to listen to, the depth...
John Belushi was better than Jim Belushi is almost...
DUNZO
THE NEW EP IS IN THE FINAL STAGES OF MASTERING. WILL BE OUT IN JUNE. LOOK REAL HARD FOR IT. FOR SERIOUS!
I AM IN HELL
March 2009
6 posts
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!
The auditor of Crocs Inc. says it has ‘substantial doubt’ about the ability of the shoemaker to stay in business amid falling revenue.
WatchMy band performed Fleetwood Mac’s album Rumours in its entirity. This is one song. The rest of the videos are on the Vimeo page, which can be found if you click the link on video window.
TOTALLY GOT LAID.....OFF!!!!
February 2009
17 posts
ALL OVER THE WORLD →
THIS IS A BLOG FOR ALL Y’ALL WHO NEED TO GET OFF Y’ALL ASSES!
(click it!)
R.I.P. Lizelle Vibar
Your constant courage, fortitude and positive attitude are exceptionally inspiring. Your exit came too soon and you were way too young.
IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEA HOW TO ACTIVATE THE COMMENTS FEATURE ON HERE, LET ME KNOW. IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. OF COURSE, IN ORDER TO DO SO, THE COMMENTS OPTION WOULD HAVE TO BE ACTIVATED…AND PEOPLE WOULD HAVE TO ACTUALLY READ THIS TO BEGIN WITH. WHAT A VICIOUS CIRCLE THIS IS.
Heartless Bastards The Mountain
(review to come)
January 2009
12 posts
Funny IM with my stepmom
Kasha1210 (1:41:23 PM): i just sent you a funny email
Auto Response from juniperlive (1:41:23 PM): I am away from my computer right now.
juniperlive (2:15:17 PM): i can’t watch it on my computer
juniperlive (2:15:26 PM): is it something i can send to a coworker to watch on theirs?
Kasha1210 (2:17:20 PM): yeah it is funny if they have a sense of humor
juniperlive (2:17:34 PM): they do,...
“SOMETHING’S NOT QUITE RIGHT, BUT IT’S GREAT TO BE ALIVE.”
– ME
BEST CRAIGSLIST POST....EVER!
Posse ((NYC))
Reply to: gigs-1004807422@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-23, 3:57PM EST
Aspiring R&B singer/rapper needs an entourage to help with entrances and ‘causing a scene’ - Experience in dance a plus - Male and female accepted - Attire will be provided - Aspiring singers and actors need not apply (not looking for competition) - Positive outlook a MUST - Thirst for danger...
Some like it cold...
It’s been so cold here. This morning I scraped a crusted booger out of my beard that had apparently leaked out of my faucet last night on my walk home. I hadn’t even realized it until this morning. Strange things is happenin’.
I'll get my picture with Murray Bowles →
Murray Bowles is a photographer who frequented shows in the mid to late 80’s East Bay heyday when bands like Operation Ivy, Isocracy and Blatz were at their zenith. He’s pretty synonymous with that music scene and here are some of his photos that Lookout! records co-founder David Hayes has put together in an album on his Facebook page. Pretty cool if you are nerdy like me and grew up...
Late Night rendezvous
Conan O’ Brien: “Oh I like that (flower), did you wear that just for me?”
The Face: “Yeah, I did!”
Conan: “No you didn’t, you liar!” *laughs* “Are you two together?”
The Face: “Yeah”
Me: *shakes head* as if to say “Oh dear G-d no, no, no.”
Conan: *laughs* “You really oughta stand up for her! You know...
Parts & Labor Nowhere Nigh
As a close to 5...
Least funny comedians...
These people have no business telling jokes…
1) Dane Cook
2) Frank Caliendo
3) George Lopez
4) Joe Rogan
5) Carlos Mencia
6) Jay Leno
7) Jimmy Fallon
more to come, I’m sure…
December 2008
8 posts
Cleveland Take Two
I am flying to Cleveland tonight. This will be the 2nd of 3 trips to the mistake on the lake I will make this month alone. In the 4+ years that I have lived in NYC, I have averaged about 2 trips home a year. This year’s count is at 4, with 3 of those in this final month alone. Great happenings on the Great Lakes!